LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Wait come back! LYDIA: Okay. Promise me we can talk about her. And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. Drink it, or throw it out! You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. Were going to live here! LYDIA: I dont know! More about Lydia . Then they . Look at you. ADAM: Hang on. DELIA: What are you talking about? DELIA: Nope! BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! Can I see? DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? Lets get you finished! CHARLES: HELLO! BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. Cuz, shed love this! BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall
BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. If I had known. WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? I'm totally enchanted. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. I need to really live, really connect! LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. Leave this house! Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. I can bring your daddy so much pain. By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? You and me, were not that different. And they eat ghosts. Puppet show!! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. Just put me in . He was already dead. All you gotta do is say my name. CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia Oh god, Im so worried now. Can you believe people actually lived here? 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? You dont recognize me? All recently deceased individuals, form a line! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. Theres very good energy in here. Girl, just say it three times in a row. Im Barbara, this is Adam. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. New meat! Well, we can take care of that. Now, lets get you processed. What if shes possessed? Thats why youre stuck in the attic! MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! This is the best day of my life! Leave this house! The man next to me is the one I want. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. I have a chance to see her again, please! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! Please, dont spin the wheel! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! YEAH! What if Lydias in my head right now? Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) They look right through me! BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. Its-. Oo! I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! AGHHHHHH! LYDIA: Dad! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. I'm sure Dad will ruin it. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! That was an old Scandinavian folk song. BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. Its not a real marriage. ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Mr. About the future. (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! Let's haunt this bitch! We want to help you! BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? LYDIA: We made a good team! Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. I have some good news. CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. Im so glad you could make it! FORESHADOWING. BARBARA: It was SO hard! Not answering! Maxie Dean loves shrimp! BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? Do you want some lunch? MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. Oh, Adam, were just getting started! ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? So much poise! BARBARA: Wait, what? I dont remember making a fire. I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. I call it The Soulbox. LYDIA: I dont know. But you can. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. (closes door.) But a genuine haunted house? LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? Knock three times. (doorbell rings.) God, youre a screw up! She needs somebody to help her get past all this. I am utterly alone. Back off! CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . I don't even like pottery! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Cmon! DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. Keep it coming gentleman! Video Examples. Like these weirdos. My guruOtho! : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. LYDIA: I had a change of heart. JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. Smash. Lets draw the door. The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. Okay, I see what you did there. In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. Okay, new plan. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . So this is what you get! Mmmmmm, yes! (Smokes.) BEETLEJUICE: No. Im gonna say it! And I want everyone here to know it. And I think Ill take a chance on life! You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. Shes impossible. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. Yes, its been very creepy. And so do I! CHARLES: Im glad you like it. LYDIA: It could be both. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". I mean, real ghosts? LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. I just can't deal with Delia. After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? And you wont even say her name. Someones gonna get killed! I asked you to send me a sign. We did find that out. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! INT. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. ADAM: Oh! I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. LYDIA: I dont want your help. Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. Act I 1. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! Well, Bye! BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? He was fast! NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! The doubts his . The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . Its like against the law at my house. Afraid Id marry her? LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Of course I might have to get a little mean. CHARLES: No, you have failed. Yeah. I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. But, its worth it. BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! Lydia: No! Delia! Get the shrimp! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. THE MAITLANDS: (ghostly.) Now rise, and be released from death! ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! CHARLES: You think this is what I want? I havent always been such a good mother. "Things seem pretty quiet. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" LYDIA: The Netherworld? Ill do it. ADAM: Oh! DELIA: Yeah! ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! And you dont exist. Are you trying to skip the line? Results may vary. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. BARBARA: I was too! Netherworld. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! They can never take it away! (more chase.) DELIA: Doubt. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! Got any references? Hes a monster. Lydia. LYDIA: Hey dad? I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. The two of you need to hire me right now. Im his fifth wife! Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. Classic Bait and Switch. Enjoy live events at insider prices. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. Call 9-1-1! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. Yes, I love that man of mine. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. You know what? I am also dead. CHARLES: I am very good at sex. Lets spin the wheel. Thats your answer for everything! DELIA: AHHH! Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! The man next to me BEETLEJUICE: WOO! I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. Im going to find mom! OTHO: Please! Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Powerless. They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. LYDIA: Really? He needs therapy! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! Lydia: I am alone. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! ADAM: Barbara, run! I took a very big risk with this place. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Every bit of it. IM ALIVE! BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. Im sorry its kind of a mess. Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) Yeah Yeah Yeah. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. New neighbors?! Like a gay republican! to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . LYDIA: I cant open it. ADAM: Chapter one! DELIA: AH! Well its a lot bigger on the inside! BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! Fool your friends! Mom? Hes here! MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! (laughs.). Please, forgive me! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? Respect. BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! You are dead. I cant see! ADAM: That guy! It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). People dont read. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. We are invisible. God, why cant he just leave me alone? Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. Ive never felt this before. BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. I orbit. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. It's not about that. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. ADAM: The electoral college! I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. Its the one room in the house thats still ours! I thought these were twin sheets! CHARLES: What?
Before Juno sees you. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? My name is Lydia Deetz. We do not want to kill people! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Use their user talk pages. Hey, I get it! And Im still here! ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). This is not working out. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. Thats why youre here. AGHHHH! Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. Just put me in the game. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" So, what do you say? Lets find out! (goes to kiss him, but gags.). ADAM Hey old girl! It's our house now, kid! It didn't work. Feel nothing. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! BARBARA: Adam! Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. This is gonna be great. Happiness! Now, we dont have a lot of time. LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. Take a look at our library of free monologues . Playing hardball, huh? OTHO: Delia! In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . Check it out, Lydia! I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? About Lydia. ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? Hide! I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. We will. The full DC BJ script And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! BEETLEJUICE Finished? One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! invisible nd you can change all of that. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. Ive learned a lot. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? (a beat.) This is such an interesting font! What? Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. ADAM: I know, I know, me too. It couldve been bad! Maybe I should answer for her. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. (more chase.) And also, I dont model anymore. (a beat or two.) February 27, 2020 7:07pm. For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . CHARLES: I see! 1."I am alone. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! But together, well make him see! BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? This is all very believable. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! Guy talk howd you do it? Im sorry everybody. Then I guess theres no rush! 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. Source: www.enca.com. Not gonna do that. Theyre the real villains of this show. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. And then, spring the trap. People! C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. You asked me, I'm answering. And he gave me this. Its like a green card thing! Own that. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. Adam, we need a door. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. 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